"Schooled in seven flavors of magic, Brandork follows the teachings of Master Face, the Omniscient Celestial."
Reference to Brandon D, founder of nintendorks.net, a Nintendo website Johnny O'Neal was once a staff writer for. The statue in the background is Mr. Face, the website's mascot used for reviews. Mr. Face's slogan is "Never Wrong", hence "Brandork, the Neverwrong".
The Mr. Face statue can also be seen on Lord Van Ette's card , as that card was commissioned by another Nintendorks staff writer.